Things NOT to say to a SINGLE Girl

1. It happens when you're not looking.
This is just bull. Some people find people when they're looking; some don't. You're not doing anything wrong by going out and meeting people.
2. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

3. So, why are you single?
I generally dislike this question. I mean honestly, if I knew why, I don't think I would be single right now, now would I?!
4. You're too picky.
This may be true, but it feels like I'm getting criticized for my taste, vision, and close-mindedness — when I'm already down
5. You'll find the right person for you.

6. He's out there
Where?
7. It was just bad timing.

8. Just have fun with it!
Um, don't tell me how to date in my thirties when you got married at 24.
9. Have you tried online dating?
"Duh!
10. He just wasn't the right guy for you.
"I know! That's what I'm complaining about!
11. Well, when my boyfriend and I first got together…
"Wait, I still want to talk about me.
12. When the time is right, you will meet someone.
13. Wow, I wish I were single and in your shoes!
Really?! I'm pretty sure you CAN be single if you actually want to be. That there is an attainable dream, so if you aren't messing with me right now out of pity (which I suspect you are), please go for it!
14. Your turn next [at weddings].


15. It will happen when you least expect it.


16. Some guy is going to come along and ruin your career/life plans.


17. But you're so pretty! Why don't you have a boyfriend?
There's just no graceful way to answer that.
18. It just wasn't meant to be.
This is exponentially more annoying when coming from the mouths of marrieds.


Alright already...We know...so don't tell us this crap anymore! 


And the number 1 thing single girls say that is a bunch of crap "I like being single" 
No we don't...really? Who likes to sit at home doing nothing when all their couple friends are together having movie night...and NOBODY like the "dry spell"