Tips on how to get out of a speeding ticket...like I did last night.
Rule #1. Act like you had no idea why you were pulled over ( I totally knew. I saw him sitting on the side of the road and then seen him pull out after me)
Rule #2. If rule #1 doesn't work, be honest.."yes office, I guess I was speeding. I think I was going 70 in a 55, I am so sorry" (I was really going 75--had to pee, small bladder)
Rule #3. Be patient
Rule #4. Be personable (when he came back with my warning, I ask him what his name was "what's your name sir? Officer Ben Harty, thank you so much. This won't happen again.)
Rule #5. Smile and bat your eyes
Rule #6. If all above fails...CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always works. LOL
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