Dating Rules 101

Now just because I am not married or in a relationship, doesn't mean I am not an expert on dating...So boys, listen up...here are a few rules to follow if you want to date myself or Jenny....or any women...

1.Must be 6 feet or taller...(this mainly applies for Jenny and myself)

2. Get a college education (Jenny and I are not dumb...we wont' stand it if you are)

3. Don't wear a baseball cap crooked...it's meant to be worn in front..and shape the bill...looks so ghetto if it's straight...oh, and cut the tags off...we don't care how much you paid for it.

4. If you ask us on a date..expect to pay...if we ask you...pay too! LOL You should be lucky we are going out with you. Third date...maybe split or if we like you, we will pay. But ask us to go Dutch on the first date and you are going alone on your second.

5. NEVER, I mean NEVER wear skinny jeans..they are meant for girls, and honestly, even some girls can't pull it off...Plus if you are that skinny where you can fit into them, go bulk up...we don't want a guy skinner than us.

6. The less body hair, the better. We don't like a guy to have a permant sweater on. GROSS

7. If you are going bald...just shave it. No one wants to date George Costanza.

8. Don't order girly drinks....we WILL think you are gay!

9. Mandanas/ Bandanas are only for Harley riders...someone NEEDS to tell that to Bret Michaels. If you wear one, we expect to be going on your bike later.

10. Last one for today.. Boys, NEVER tell us that another women is prettier than us.. We have insecurities as well....one good way to guarantee NO SEX..and while we are on the subject...don't ever push our heads to the "man zone" we will go there if we want to, but we too expect something in return.

Alright ladies...and guys...feel free to add to this.