Friday, June 11, 2010

I hate...

 Tosh.0, one of my favorite comedian gave me a great idea. I guess the new thing on the internet now is of people posting everything they hate...so here I go

I hate guys with chubby calves
I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans
I hate pork chops
I hate rain..unless its a thunderstorm
I hate spiders
I hate Nicolas Cage
I hate stinky patients--bathe before I touch you
I hate it when someone asks me if I watch South Park, and when I say "no" they say "really, it's so funny" I don't think so
I hate nails on a chalk board
I hate the sound of people biting their nails
I hate snot and boogers
I hate bad sex
I hate it when gay guys talk in a higher voice--we all know that's not your real voice
I hate people who try to bring down a fun situation---just have fun!
I hate it when I am on the computer and my internet is slow
I hate people who drive slow in the left lane
I hate it when people chew with their mouths open--close it
I hate it when patients talk on their cell phones when I am in the room--rude
I hate summer allergies
I hate paying cover at a bar for a dumb band
I hate it when people try to fit into clothes that are obviously too small for them
I hate the Rambo movies
I hate it when Bret Michaels purses his lips when he takes a picture
I hate how Kristen Cavalari talks
I hate it when I shave my legs then get goose bumps and the hair grows right back
And I hate bosses

That's all I hate for now

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